Sometimes attempts at being noble and doing the whole "I love you so I’ll let you walk free if you want to" deed doesn’t quite work out the way you plan:
"So, I’m being serious here. If you want to break up with me you should do it here. Not over the phone."
"If I do it here, you’ll kill me."
"How do you know I won’t hop on a plane to you and kill you if you break up with me from there?"