…because once they step into grey, non-platonic areas, men give me headaches. And heartaches. And stomachaches.
Backstabbing women are fine. I already have the knife holes for them to insert the steel anyway.
And I know Cal is just itching to get me to act in one of his lesbian-themed plays.
No, Lains, this isn’t a request for you to set me up. Allow me my daydreams.